A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students

1. You see gorgeous girl in party,
you go to her & say I am rich marry me
That's Direct Marketing.

2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you
tells her. He' is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising.

3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me?
"That's Brand Recognition"

4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u
"That's Customer Feedback"

5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
"That's Demand & Supply Gap"

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives
That's Restriction from Entering New Market.