Too good jokes.. Read Njoy

1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont
know who is Jayanti.

 

2. Sardar : You cheated me.

Shopkeeper: How ?

Sardar : YOu said this is American made radio. But when I
put it ON, it says All India Radio.

 

3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool.
I have pass.

 

4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late
evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made
it alright.

 

5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks
him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.

Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

 

6. Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing.

sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

 

7. Interviewer : When is your birthday.

Sardar : 13th Oct.

Interviewer : which year ?

sardar : Every year.

 

8. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his
auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only
for 2 wheeler.

 

9. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start
hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

 

10. Boss : Where were you born ?

sardar : Punjab.

Boss : which part ?

Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in
punjab.

 

11 . American India told sardar : Hamare desh me
90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.

Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female
se hoti hai.

 

12. How will you destroy a submarine full of
sardars ?

Simple. Just knock the door and they will open
it.

 

13.What about the sardarji wife who gave birth to
twins?

Her husband is out looking for the other man.

 

14. Sardar :I am a proud man, my son is in
medical college.

Friend Sardar : Really, what is he studying,

Sardar : no he is not studying, they are studying
him.

 

15. Pappu, while filling up a form: dad, what
should i write for Mother tongue.?

Sardar: very long!

 

16. Seeing Sardar depressed one of his friends
asks him.

"Oye why r u sad?"

.....To which Sardar replies ..."I lost 300 rs in
bet."

.... His friend ask hims..."How?"

Sadar says.."I bet on india for rs 200...But
unfortunately india lost"

His friend queries.."But u said 300 rs..."

Sadar answers..."I again bet for india for rs 100
in the highlights of the match"

 

17. A Lady calls Sardar for repairing door bell.

Sardar doesn't turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Sardar replies: I'm coming
daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.